are you lost on lost?

For those who are watching the ABC repeats with the pop-up video style information...you must be as dizzy as a whirling dervish.

Did you miss the Lost Experience? My sympathies. Really and truly.

But here's a quick summary of the entire show in case you don't have time to read the wiki entry:

The Ballad of ABCs LOST (*sung to the tune of - guess what - Gilligan's Island)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from Australia
Aboard flying ship.

The nut was a lottery winner,
The doctor brave and sure.
Some passengers set flight that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The latitude was a mystery,
The metal ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the ABC crew
Oceanic would be lost, flight 183 was lost.

The ship hit ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With James Sawyer,
Jack Shepard too,
The Korean mafia dude and his wife,
The mental patient,
The British punk and Kate Freckles,
Here on ABCs LOST.

So this is the tale of the castways,
They're warping all through time,
They'll have to deal with string theory,
And the power of Jacob's mind.

The Smoke Monster and Benny too,
Will do their very best,
To make the others uncomfortable,
In the tropic island nest.

No babies, no raft, no rescue planes,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primative as can be.

So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to pay the cost,
For watching Oceanic castways,
Here on "ABCs LOST."

(Yeah I'm not the only one making this parallel. So into the wormhole you go!)